As Robin and I sat eating our supper last night in Applebees, we came to the realization that we really could write a "How To" book on many subjects. For this reason, I have decided to start a series of blogs dedicated to teaching some of the more important--yet less frequently taught--information.
Today's guest blogger is Robin with the topic: "How to Completely Kill Any Chance for a Second Date".
10) Talk negatively about your date's BFF.
9) Pick your nose all night.
8) Get so drunk your date has to drive you home.
7) Make jokes about raping your date.
6) Make negative comments about the race/ culture of the party at the next table.
5) Refer to your date's profession as "stupid."
4) Reveal that you are homosexual in the middle of a formal date.
3) Blatantly and dangerously disregard traffic laws and/ or hot wire a car.
2) Tell your date that her natural hair looks fake.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
1) Ask your date if she approves of your attire. Then say that you will let your mother and brother know since they selected the outfit.
"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.”
~Monica Piper
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