10) Put a 40-year-old overweight woman in a skin tight pink camoflage mini-skirt and have her chain smoke cigarettes.
9) Have Charlie Sheen open his mouth.
8) Have Lindsey Lohan do anything.
7) Post on Facebook how incredibly wonderful you are.
6) Hide bottles of urine and bowls of milk in box springs to be found later.
5) Have a client explain how basic personal hygiene items are unimportant.
4) Write a fictional blog but present it as factual.
3) Show Lady Gaga dressed as a condom.
2) Report on any human participating in a sex act with any animal.
1) Have a deer suffer with diarrhea while sitting in some one's lap.
Special thanks to Robin for helping me with me with this list!
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